Strange Survey

Stolen from L.J.

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::
No. You sick fucker!

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated?::
Nine years. In the end I was the more mature one despite my lack of experience and naiveness.

Ever been in a car wreck?::
No.
Edit: I was in a bus crash. Well, a car drove into the back of the bus taking us to school. If that counts.

Were you popular in high school?::
I was well known to everyone but didn't have any close friends.

Have you ever been on a blind date?::
No.

Are looks important?::
Of course. I'm lookist.

Do you have any friends that you've known for ten years or more??::
As of Summer 2008, yes!

Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?::
Not really. It's probably more the manner in which they sleep around which affects my view. If no one's getting hurt and they use protection then that's fine. But if they're playing with people's feelings and/or doing it bareback then that's another thing.

Are you a good tipper?::
Depends on the place and the service. I am a very good stripper.

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?::
£50 I think? I think I might have spent more having it straightened once but can't remember the cost.
Ohhh... spent £70 having it braided (with extensions). I'd like to do that again, but not have them as long this time.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?::
No. I think I appreciated my GCSE French teacher but never had a thundering crush on him.

Have you ever peed in public?::
Not since I was a child. I will have no problem peeing in public next time I run a marathon. I am not adding 15 minutes to my race time because I had to queue for a portaloo.

What song do you want played at your funeral?::
Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. And an MJ song.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?::
Curry chips. Pizza.

Beatles or Stones?::
Stones. Don't like them that much but preferable to the Beatles.

Beer, wine or hard liquor?::
None of them really. I'm 99% teetotal.

Do you have any phobias?::
Death, water, oversized tube signs. Really really loud noises.

What are your plans for the future?::
Fuck knows. Do a job I like, be more creative.

Do you walk around the house naked?::
No. Didn't do it in my last flat where i lived by myself and I certainly don't do it now that I live with someone again.

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?::
I've no preference but the guys I've always been interested in/dated have had brown hair. Light brown more than dark brown.

Do you have any special talents?::
No. I'm crap.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?::
Go to the living room, throw myself down on a sofa and chat to Ellie who is very likely to be there.

Are you missing anyone?::
Aye.

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?::
Dunno. I have a big crush on Shakira but I don't think I want to do her.

Where do you want to live when you are old?::
Brazil, San Diego or somewhere else. Will depend on who I marry and grow old with.

Who is the person you can count on the most?::
My fwends.

What did you dream last night?::
I had crazy dreams but can't remember them. Earlier in the week I dreamt that I was pregnant.

Are you named after anyone?::
Blessed Imelda. She has never been made a Saint (yet).

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?::
Vodka Ice, Strawberry Daquari. The alcohol in those drinks isn't strong enough to make me gag. Champagne stinks but I like it because a little bit makes me very merry.

Non alcoholic drink?::
Coca Cola. Of coooooourse!

Have you ever been in love?::
Aye.

Do you sing in the shower?::
No. But for a long time I took baths nad only showered at the gym. Now I live in a flat with a shower I might start doing that.

Have you ever been arrested?::
No but was kinda threatened of arrest by Constable Sawar outside MJ's hotel once for using bad language.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?::
Yes. I want to have the biggest boobs in the world.