- She smells
- She borrows too much money off me to pay for the GALLONS of Vagisil that she needs for her vagina.
- She's RIDDLED with vaginitis and it doesn't been to be clearing up.
- She gets a burning sensation when in public.
- When I was hospitalised and she came to visit me, I couldn't see her that well because of my broken eye. How do I even know it was her?
- She can't throw herself out of bed without splitting her foreheard wide open. If she had any brains they would have gushed out.
- She had an Akon song on her Going Out Music playlist.
- She got to go travelling and I couldn't. How rude!
- She's Scottish!
- She broke her bum outside Lisa Marie Presley's hotel.
- She secretly wants to be Debbie Rowe
- She wrestled with Citz on our living floor and messed up everything we had tidied.
Tuesday 25 November 2008
Why I Hate L.J.
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Gasp! I did NOT deserve such!
Yeah... you kinda did.
Take THAT!!!
http://bluemasklover.co.uk/diary.html
And part-eh.
LMAO and you can fuck off with the Citz comment. We 'k'nocked over a glass of coke. The flat was a mess anyway!
Next time I see you I'll 'k'nock one over your head. YOUR HEAD.
The flat was NOT a mess. We tidied up in preparation for you and Citz staying. So there!
Yeah right. Snarf!
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