The Listy Blog

I've been in low spirits recently and have been finding it hard to write anything of worth, both on and offline. I have decided to fill some time and space by stealing a list blog from BlueMaskLover and complete some random Top Ten lists. If you're scratching your head at the Top Ten subjects chosen then blame her.

Things people do that are guaranteed to really, really fuck me off:

1. Play music out loud through their rubbish mobile phones in a public place
2. Then complain/hurl some abuse back/have an "attitude" when asked to turn it down/off
3. Bringing cuntish, cocky, rude children into the world who then verbally abuse, sneer at me and proposition me sexually when they're only 9 years old
4. Stupid men who call us sluts because we won't stop to talk to strange men (them) when it's midnight and they're hanging around street corners. Grow a brain and think about what you just said you morons!
5. People who can't/won't use grammar properly because "it's the internet, no one bothers with it on the internet". And messageboards that censor "shit" and change it to "ish" instead. WTF?
6. Mess up the transport system taking away precious minutes of my life.
7. Relocate their helpdesks to India making it IMPOSSIBLE to understand what I'm being told and my problem still nowhere near solved after spending all afternoon on the phone to them
8. Push their way onto the tube when I'm still trying to get off it.
9. Walk slow in front of me.
10. Claim to be "protecting" Michael Jackson from all his fans when they're the ones he needs protecting from.

Foods I want to be buried in:

1. Chicken Katsu curry
2. Thai Red Penang curry
3. Curry Chips
4. Pizza
5. Galaxy chocolate
6. Kinder eggs
7. Cream of Corn soup
8. Nachos
9. Sushi
10. Coca Cola

Ideal jobs:

1. Singer/Songwriter, recording and touring artist
2. Actor
3. Writer
4. Musican
5. Yoga/Dance/Singing Teacher
6. English (as a Foreign Language) teacher
7. Blood Donation Centre person
8. Personal Trainer
9. Life Coach
10. Events Organiser

Songs that are guaranteed to make me cry like a bitch:

1. 1000 Oceans - Tori Amos
2. Playboy Mommy - Tori Amos
3. Cooling - Tori Amos
4. Will You Be There - Michael Jackson
5. Wherever U Go, Whatever U Do - Prince

Celebrities who deserve to die:

1. Akon
2. 50 Cent
3. Maria Friedman
4. Paul McCartney
5. Kerry Katona
6. Jodie Marsh
7. Lorraine Kelly
8. Kelly Holmes
9. Lulu
10. McFly
11. Westlife
12. Paris Hilton
13. Colin & Edith

Things to do before I die:

1. Run a marathon
2. Write & record an album and tour with it
3. Write a musical
4. Become fluent in Portuguese and Spanish
5. Skydive
6. Do the Inca Trail
7. Do the Jungle Marathon/Marathon de Sables
8. See many many countries
9. Swim the the Carribean sea, drive across Panama and swim in the Pacific Ocean, in the same day
10. Make somone happy

I left out Children's cartoons from the 1980s which need reinstated NOW as I agreed with pretty much all that was said. I also have "Thing To Do Before I Die" list stored as a draft on here which I will publish when I've added a few more things to it. For this particular entry I just picked out 10 random/interesting sounding things from the list. I put "Run a marathon" at the top as this one I know I can strike off the list in 4 months and 22 days.