Huh-lohhhhh. Eye'm Mel. Eye hov un El Jay. UuuuUUuuuUUuuuuuhhhhhh. We just woched HUGE JACKMAN and frothed at the gusset. Roben Write Peyeannnnnn! CUN REED MY PO-ER-FEACE. UuuuUUUUUuuuuuUUuuuuuuhhhhh!
Translation: I have an L.J. staying over and it's hella fun. We have ate pizza and queefed and creamed over Hugh Jackman on the Jonathan Ross show. We also do a wicked Lady Gaga impression even though she's a humourless, miserable twonk! We compiled a list of celebrity buhbuies that are cute.
Junior Andre
Jayden Spears
Shiloh Pitt
Kingston Rosdale
Suri Cruise (L.J. wants this one)
Violet Affleck
Maddox
Romeo Backham
We danced to a guy's ringtone on the bus home, went to Sainsburys, talked louldy about getting chlamydia screening in the Sainburys pharmacy. But it had closed.
Now I'm schleeeepy.
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the memories!!!
Happy daieyes.
I demand a Sat'day blog!
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Rent in Crawley in June... I know is not London but if you're desperate? *lol*
And a Sunday blog!
I want to know all about your dirty actions last night!
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